My most recent experiment was to overcome a childhood fear today at 2am (of course). The experiment failed and I tweeted this:
I still cannot sleep with 1 foot hanging off my bed for fear of the crocodile that lives under my bed eating said foot during the night
Then a friend tweeted back to say that she has to close the wardrobe door so that the monsters can't get out while she's sleeping, which then lead me to tweet this:
I thought you kept crazy cats so as to keep the crazy monster population down!
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